To the person who found my site by google-searching for "ELF SIMCHAS," I want to know who you are. It's my type of person who is looking for an Elf Simcha. Do you mean this type of Elf, or this type? What kind of music do you think Elves play at their simchas? What do they eat? You think they have those pigs-in-a-blanket?

Points to ponder . . . .