Best Line about Portmangate
Last night I attended the (wonderful) wedding of Chava Boylan and Marc Neustadter, and overheard the following conversation:
A: [blah blah blah] . . . what happened to Natalie Portman at the kotel.
B: What happened to Natalie Portman at the Kotel?
A: [Explains that Portman filmed a kiss scene in the parking lot and some worshippers eh, behaved badly in response, it made international headlines, etc.]
[pause while B thinks that over]
B: May all of Israel's problems be like that in the future.