Pack your bags, Moshiach is coming
Sing praises to the Lord!
A man who said he would call . . . called.
Unfortunately, I did not get out my cell phone on time to actually talk to him, and he did not leave a message.
But his phone number is recorded right there in my "missed calls" list, proof positive that an unmarried human male actually picked up a telephone and dialed a woman's number.
It's a miiiiiiiiraaaaclllllllle!
I think I need to lie down. The shock, the shock.