Pack your bags, Moshiach is coming

Sing praises to the Lord!

A man who said he would call . . . called.

Unfortunately, I did not get out my cell phone on time to actually talk to him, and he did not leave a message.

But his phone number is recorded right there in my "missed calls" list, proof positive that an unmarried human male actually picked up a telephone and dialed a woman's number.

It's a miiiiiiiiraaaaclllllllle!

I think I need to lie down. The shock, the shock.