So, I've just reached a new stage in my life. Young Moshe, the high school student whom I've hired to help around my house, was just here for 3 hours, and now there is no going back! This is like magic!

While I was cooking for Shabbos, someone else was washing my windows (I can see through them now!), dusting my bookshelves and all the books (it's all gleaming!), taking out my recycling, cleaning my bathroom, and dropping off my dry-cleaning.

Oh, my God, now I get why people have cleaning ladies. This is the happiest I've been for a long time. I feel like . . . like . . . . I feel so free.