"Wow, I'm so happy for you!"

Shabi, the oh-so-hot, 33-year-old, local grocer's son, is engaged.

The chutzpah! Who am I going to lust after from afar now?

Aaaaaargh! I'll never get married! Never! ::BLAM:: [sound of my forehead hitting a piano keyboard, like that frustrated composer on Sesame Street]

Nothing to see here, really. Move along, move along.


Don Music