Hey! No fair!

How come no ever made up a dance about my blog?

Perhaps because a blog by someone who sits at her computer all day trying to block out the sounds of the Piano Playing Kid does not lend itself to innovation in the performing arts?

Still, one can dream. I can see it now: "Coming up next on MTV: Paula Abdul and Justin Timberlake on the newest dance craze, The Chayyei Sarah. Don't go away."