"Wow, I'm so happy for you!"
Shabi, the oh-so-hot, 33-year-old, local grocer's son, is engaged.
The chutzpah! Who am I going to lust after from afar now?
Aaaaaargh! I'll never get married! Never! ::BLAM:: [sound of my forehead hitting a piano keyboard, like that frustrated composer on Sesame Street]
Nothing to see here, really. Move along, move along.
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